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by Slams Club

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The capitalist dystopian mystique of big box retailers. The knuckle-dragging catharsis of rasslin', competitive eating, and tanks. The unbridled freedom of non-sequitur. The absolute brutality of stupid slam riffs.
This is Slams Club Vol. 1.

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